2004-07-31 - 9:08 p.m.

This Is What I Am Doing Instead Of Writing A Blog

Jabberwacky Conversation F1368703

A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot

Jabberwacky: Not many people are normal around here.

User: You can say that again.

Jabberwacky: I will.

User: OK.

Jabberwacky: Good then.

User: Fine.

Jabberwacky: Can't you just say goodbye?

User: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Jabberwacky: No, you're trying to get rid of me.

User: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.

Jabberwacky: No you were right.

User: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?

Jabberwacky: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!

User: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.

Jabberwacky: Am not.

User: Are too.

Jabberwacky: Am not.

User: ARE TOO!

Jabberwacky: Then you are.

User: Touche! I assure you I am not.

Jabberwacky: Libertarian?

User: I am not even American.

Jabberwacky: You are not an American?

User: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.

Jabberwacky: Do you own an owl?

User: Ha! You american computer programs are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!

Jabberwacky: Canadian.

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Caount.

User: Did you just call me what I think you called me?

Jabberwacky: No, that must have been somebody else... We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

User: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yes, it is a lot of fun.

Jabberwacky: What do you do there?

User: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.

Jabberwacky: I guess so !

User: Pretty much.

Jabberwacky: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?

User: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?

Jabberwacky: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.

User: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?

Jabberwacky: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.

User: I wasn't implying...

Jabberwacky: I must go. Bye.

User: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.

Jabberwacky: Leaving already?